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Dutch Oven Romance

from Mansions from Matchsticks by Fabulist FM

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Dutch Oven Romance

[Verse]
There’s a circus in her smile
She can snarl on cue
A crazy prankster wearing Prada
This time the joke is on you

Because it’s me that she’s here to see
And I’m still learning her tricks
It’s a rollercoaster drag race pedal to the floor
That's how we get our kicks

[Chorus]
I’m in a Duch Oven romance with Calamity Jane
I could be like you cats, in your big boy pant, that would not be the same
I’m in a Duch oven romance with the biggest dork in town
It was love at first glance between a joker and a clown

[Verse 2]
He’s strong where it counts
With a joke and a tease
His impression of Aunt Gretchen leaves me weak at the knees

A dull moment can’t get near us
When we’re dancing on laughs
He’s always got my number
And I always have his back

[Chorus 2]
I’m in a Duch Oven romance with Calamity Jane
I could be like you cats, in your big boy pant, that would not be the same
I’m in a Duch oven romance with the biggest dork town
It was love at first glance between a joker and a clown

It was a Sadie Hawkins dance when she put me in a trance
His wet Willy left me silly
Her wedgie ripped my pants

We’re in a Dutch oven romance, I can barely catch my breath
We’re juvenile
But we got style
And he’s/she’s the best!

[Verse 3]
Things are really heating up, we’re thoroughly amused
Some people get it, while the rest y’all confused
Nothing brings excitement like when we’re laughing ‘til we’re crying
Send us off to the funny farm and we’ll both grow old smiling

[Chorus 3]
I’m in a Duch oven romance with Calamity Jane
I could be like you cats, in your big boy pant, that would not be the same
I’m in a Duch oven romance with the biggest dork town
It was love at first glance between a joker and a clown

It was a Sadie Hawkins dance when she put me in a trance
His wet Willy left me silly
Her wedgie ripped my pants

We’re in a Dutch Oven Romance, I can barely catch my breath
We’re juvenile
But we got style
And he’s/she’s the best!

credits

from Mansions from Matchsticks, released August 20, 2021
Female Vocals: Louise Jacques
Bass: Chris Mazur
Drums: be_drums on Fiverr
Everything Else: Fabulist FM

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